chuck norris

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chuck norris

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The ultimate guy but the worst actor

Usage: "when chuck norris goes swimming, chuck norris doesn't get water on him, water gets chuck norris on him

Chuck Norris

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(Adult / Slang)

The one and only man who you can't say you've gotten your butt kicked by twice. That's physically impossible, I'm sorry my dear reader, if you do get your butt handed to you, or kicked by, Norris at least once, you'd be reading this from the world beyond.

Usage: Chuck Norris is plain....
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EPIC

Chuck Norris

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(Adult / Slang)

(Interjection) Definable only as an interjection; a previous noun blown out of proportion by society, only utterable by those who wish to increase his reputation to hide the fact that they, themselves, truly have no ego of their own.

Chuck Norris

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(Verb) The most awesome, superb, amazing, gorgeous, killing, epic godly figure on this planet today. And forever and ever and ever. Roundhouse kicks have often been described as more powerful than the Hydrogen Bomb. And then some.

Usage: In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks your butt.

Chuck Norris

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(Verb) No words can describe this inhuman, god ruler. He is Chuck Norris. That is all you ever need, or will ever get to know...

Usage: If, in some strange time-paradox, Chuck Norris were to fight himself, he would win. Period.

Chuck Norris

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the greatest man on the planet

Alpha-human

Usage: chuck norris can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head

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